Hey Government! Not all gay guys want to get married. Not all gay guys want to be under your thumb. Not all gay guys want to sign up with you just because you’ll give them a deal.
Marriage has become a sort of sissy notion, and not even the
straights want to do it any more, except for one thing. They’re forced into
marriage by tax breaks. It’s even more effective than a shotgun. Mercenary
marriages end in divorce. More money for lawyers, less money for human beings.
Government, why don’t you get the hell out of the marriage
game and leave us alone to live our lives, with whomever we choose, without
your nose poking in the window to see if we’re doing it your way. I don’t know
why you want to give breaks to people who live together, but if you do, stop
looking in their pants to see what they’ve got in there. Stop demanding they
stick it to each other in any way whatsoever; back, front, or in the ear. If a
mother and daughter have a household, why should they not get the same privileges
as any other couple? Why should they have to copulate for you? Stop insisting
upon marriage. That’s an old institution meant to sanctify the production of
offspring. We don’t need that anymore. We don’t live on farms where every child
is a helping hand. Every child in our world is a hand in our pocket.
Leave us alone. Strike the word “marriage” from your
playbook. It’s got nothing to do with you. Stop trying to get gays on your side
by adding them to your list of people to control. They’re not in your clutches.
They don’t have to get married, and therefore, they don’t have to get divorced.
They can keep their money for themselves and not hand it over to lawyers a few
years down the road from the kiss in the courthouse.
And what the hell do you think you’re doing giving breaks to
Breeders? I’ll tell you what you’re doing. You’re filling up the world with
babies for the rest of us to support by paying the poor to make more people,
when they can’t afford to take care of them.
There are no gay guys making babies to get a government
hand-out. But there are plenty of straights doing exactly that. In some
schools, more than half the girls say they want to be teen-age moms. Why? So
they can buy that necklace they saw in Walmart’s. It’s become the easiest and surest
way to make a buck. To secure a living. To make sure they’re taken care of. The
government gives them work. The product they make is a little bastard for the
rest of us to support. The more babies they make, the more money they get. If
they want to raise their standard of living, all they have to do is pop another
in the oven. “Cheaper by the dozen” is true. There’s plenty left over for
luxury items for Mom. Want a bigger TV? Have another baby. Got a yen for an iPad?
Make it twins. Their sperm donors are the new pimps. They come around to the
single mom’s apartment – he’s not allowed to live there, or bye-bye paycheck –
to watch the TV. Maybe plant another seed for an X-box.
On the other hand, a gay guy has as yet no way to make a
baby by himself. All he can do is adopt one that nobody wants. Is he paid for
this good deed? No. Does that baby put him on welfare, entitled to endless
perks? No. He’s grilled and humiliated to make sure he’s “fit,” when anyone
with a working womb gets unquestioned entitlements.
Fair up, Government! Kick the little whores out of bed and
make them look for jobs like the rest of us. They know all about birth control.
It’s just not in their interest to use it, thanks to you.
Let’s not just get government out of our bedrooms. Let’s bar
the door to the whole damn house.
