Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Aux Armes, Citoyens!



Let’s cut the crap. If the second amendment were about hunting, it would say, “Meat being necessary for sustenance, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

Instead, it says… Wait! Don’t go. It’s short. I know you think it’s complicated, maybe paragraphs or pages worth, but that’s not how they did things back then. Here it is. In toto. One sentence!

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

That’s it. I was struck, the last time I heard it, by the word “Militia,” because danged if it didn’t sound, and doesn’t look, a lot like the word, “Military.” Gee, could it be? I wondered, so I looked it up in my favorite dictionary, a giant block of thin-skinned pages, The Random House Dictionary of the English Language.

There were 3 definitions. The one that fits best is the third - a body of citizen soldiers, as opposed to professional soldiers.

The founders had just finished fighting a war for their freedom from the King of England. They’d had a bad taste of oppressive government. They did not want it to happen again, from the outside, or the inside. The Second Amendment was meant to insure against either.

There is no mention of self-protection, because there was no thought in anyone’s mind but that people needed guns to defend themselves, their children, their animals, and their land. That was their own business, but keeping a free country was everybody’s.

Old-fashioned, you say? We don’t need it anymore, the world being what it is today. And you know what? You say the same thing about free speech. We don’t need it anymore. People should not be allowed to voice their opinions if it keeps the President from instituting his agenda. Let’s get rid of Fox News and talk radio. They’re gumming up the works, making us unhappy with our rulers. We get all the news we need from NPR, MSNBC, and Media Matters.

The gun-control debate confuses three distinct, legal, and important gun-apps. Hunting, which nobody writing the constitution thought necessary to even mention, self-defense which everyone knows is an “inalienable”, and the armed populace to keep the free state secure. This last is why government, less interested in a free state than the founders had been, is so intent on “infringing”. It’s on the agenda all the time, and when tragedy strikes they exploit compassion and grief to induce us to surrender yet more freedom.