Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Other White Meat



Ideology doesn’t matter anymore. We can’t afford ideology. They’re robbing us blind. We can all understand that. Was I right about The Boner? They’re in it together. We’ve been sold down the river. The Dems and Reps have united to form the two-faced Party of Greed. Not for their constituents, for them.

Congress has just passed two bills. One for Sandy-bucks and another, just hours after they’d marched us over the “fiscal cliff”, to reinstate most of the “Bush” tax cuts.

But what they didn’t tell you was what else these bills do. Just like they didn’t tell you all the things Obamacare does. Like tax your house when you sell it. And spend another five or ten billion dollars a year, beefing up the IRS to collect the new swag.

The two new bills have the now-standard blend of bribery and pork. You hear the word “pork”, but do you know what it means anymore? After the bill is written, the congressmen add their own pieces. This is feast time. They heap their plates with money for the lobbyists and the “special” people back home. Bringin’ home the bacon.

“Oh well, that’s the only way they can get money for the people who elected them.” Really? You mean they should have that money whether we want them to or not? I thought you were big on Democracy. Can’t we tell these bozos to have one bill for each item, so we can decide on its merits, rather than the company it keeps? Can’t we say “yes” if it sounds good and “no” if sounds bad? That’s simple enough.

Let’s say the add-ons are all good – they aren’t; some are downright objectionable. But even if they’re all good, so what? Wouldn’t it be good if you could have everything in the world you want? But you don’t have enough money, right? Neither does the United States.

We’re maxing out our national, our global and maybe our cosmic credit cards. When people stop lending us money (that is, set the price too high), we won’t be able to do anything, go anywhere, or maybe even eat, because the rest of the world will not give us food-stamps. Damned if our capitalist system of old didn’t make us just about the only country in the history of the world that could afford to help others.

You once lived in a rich country, but they’re pissing away your money.

Take the tax bill. Obama’s friends in Hollywood get tax write-offs for producing in the USA. Bigger ones if they do it in depressed neighborhoods. How much do you think those depressed neighborhoods get? The production companies bring everything. They don’t even buy their coffee locally.

And we need some “red-state” votes to pass the bill, so… let’s see… a chunk to help NASCAR maintain their tracks.

Track maintenance? Different tracks, but lots of money to the railroads for that very purpose. Have to keep those trains running smoothly from Washington up and down the East coast.

They are dozens and dozens of these. So many that it just about eats up all the money they’re getting from the main provision of the bill which is to “tax the millionaires”. There’s no deficit reduction here and they know it. That’s how come the big debt ceiling issue is next, and the cry for the trillion-dollar platinum coin.

The hurricane damage bill: A little red flag here. Plum Island, is getting some money. Did something go wrong there? Again? These are the people who brought us Lyme Disease; it escaped from their labs and showed up where their boat docked in Lyme, Connecticut. Maybe something bigger and better has been blown our way this time.

Lot’s of goodies in this bill too. There’s money for the old Harwood homestead. You want to pay for that? I was going to do it myself, but hey, if you’re also paying to restore Guantanamo, I’ll take mine, too, thank you. I wonder why they’re fixing up Guantonamo. Didn’t they say they were going to close it?

There’s some big money for Alaskan fisheries, the Manhattan VA hospital and the Kennedy Space Center (which we used to use to send shuttles to the space stations – Now we pay Russia for carfare.) This may be nice stuff but does it belong in the Hurricane Sandy Relief Bill?

If Washington paid every penny of the loss in New Jersey, New York, and Connecticut, the bill would be about $20 billion. Watch the news next week. It’s going to be something like $60 billion. That’s a lot of pork and they’ll smile and tell us how well they’re taking care of all those storm victims.

But don’t take my word for it. Go to one of those websites you’re afraid will poison you. You won’t find it on your websites. Your websites only tell you what your rulers want you to know. You have to find one of the voices they want to shut down. Of course, you could go right to the source and read the bills themselves. But they’re so long! And they’re packed with obscure language repealing and amending parts of other bills that you’d also have to read. That’s why even the congress who votes on these things doesn’t know what’s in them. So go to some sites that have culled the bills for you, to show you what’s happening to you. It would behoove you to pay them some attention. The ass you save may be your own.