Fair Game

Folks, I have had an epiphany, whatever that is. I think it’s what I had. I will look it up later. Now I want to tell you about it.

The issues between the candidates are playing out in a peculiar way. It looks like we’re getting the same thing no matter what. Obama says the surge was better than we ever dreamed it could be, and McCain is trading in the Straight Talk Express and getting on the Global Warming Jet.

So the issues don’t matter.

But there is something more important than issues. Fairness. I hate to see unfairness, it … well, if I were a woman, it would make me cry. I’m not, so I just let it tear my gut apart like a man.

I would like to award the presidency to John McCain, because it is only fair. He loves his country, suffered for it, God knows he’s got experience, it’s his turn, he should have had it when we gave it to George Bush. Everybody wanted him, maybe even you.

However, at the end of the four years he claims is all he’ll take, we must not elect Ms Palin, even if she’s next up, and we have learned to love her. We must give it to Hillary because it just isn’t fair not to. She’s qualified, she’s demonstrated she will work her balls off, and she WANTS it, folks, she wants it. She should have had it when she passed the buck to John Kerry. It was a mistake. I say she should have it. Anything else is unfair.

Here is what caused my epiphany. Please put up with the commercial that comes between you and it.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/